Contained in the pages of this web site are examples of things that I find interesting and/or worth talking about.  If, after perusing these pages you find that you don't agree with me, I don't care.  If, after reading over the topics on my site you find what you believe to be an error or a mistake of some sort, I really don't care.  There are tons of other web sites floating around in cyberspace - go pick one of those to pore over in excruciating detail like a UCLA film student with a DVD of 'Reservoir Dogs.'  ["Hey, is that an orange balloon behind that car?  Do you think it was put there intentionally, or did it just happen to float into the shot?  Let's watch it again!"]

At all costs I'd like you to refrain from sending me what you believe to be an amusing and witty e-mail in which you try to poke holes in one of my ideas, or show me through your "biting sarcasm" why one of my beliefs is faulty.  I've received e-mails like that in the past and it always makes me a little sad to read something which the author obviously thought was written with intelligent, insightful, rapier-like wit but was in fact as sloppy and inaccurate as Ted Kennedy in the men's room of a Bennigan's during happy hour.

This version of my web site is the first one to be created using Microsoft FrontPage 2003.  Before this I was using Boomerang Software's Internet Design Shop 2000.  So far I'd have to say that although FrontPage is more difficult to learn it does allow for a lot more flexibility in web design.  Once I learn it fully I'll be able to do a lot more than I could with my old software.

This site has lots and lots of words on it.  There are forty-something pages and some of those pages are a bit detailed.  If your idea of intelligent web-browsing consists of acquiring carpal tunnel syndrome by flicking through various porn sites fast enough to trigger an epileptic seizure, then you are probably not going to enjoy this site.  Feel free to skip this site and surf on back to your favorite lesbian bondage site, pervert.

If your attention span is so short that without continual visual stimulation you lose your focus, even if that visual stimulation is repetitive, droning, and utterly mindless, then you may also feel free to skip these pages and surf on back to your true home at this site.

Check out the links to the left to see my occasionally twisted but rarely boring thoughts on: Batman, Baseball, Chess, Conspiracies, Urban Legends, and general societal Philosophy.  You can also search my site for specific references to just about anything.  Let's hope the search page is working...

If you'd like to find out more about the fascinating designer of such a ponderous yet strangely interesting site you can click on the Biography link.  You can also wait until my special airs on A&E, but I can't quite give you a date for that until they agree to return my calls.

If you are the type of person who occasionally speeds, rolls through stop signs, leaves your driver's license at home, forgets to renew your registration, or thinks that as long as you get the first two inches of your front bumper into the intersection while the light is still yellow then you haven't run the red light, AND you are the type of person who is open to advice, you can click on this page to get some advice from a police officer on what to do and what not to do the next time you get pulled over.  If you have any questions related to this general topic you might find them answered there, or you can click on the link at the bottom of every page to e-mail me.

In honor of Vito Corleone (real name: Vito Andolini) I must take a moment and dedicate a page to protecting myself via the spewing of legal crap.  The Don once told Tom Hagen that he should become a lawyer because a lawyer with a briefcase can steal more than a hundred men with guns.  How tragically prophetic Puzo turned out to be.