I am a huge fan of Batman. In my humble opinion
he stands out among superheroes because of his lack of
superpowers. He doesn't have super strength, or
alien physiology, or mutant powers. He doesn't
have a "metagene" or any "metapowers." He is
simply a mortal man who has dedicated his life to
fighting evil. Because of his lack of special
powers, he is truly acting in a heroic manner, unlike
some other superheroes I could mention. Allow me
to explain:
If an ordinary person was to see two five-year-old
children fighting on the playground, and that person
stepped in and separated them, how much danger would
there be? Sure, that person did something good and
worthwhile, but was it heroic? I would argue that
it was not.
Each time a hero like Superman rushes into an armed
robbery, he does so with the foreknowledge that he
cannot be harmed. If he is shot at, the bullets
bounce off him. If he is punched or kicked, he
won't feel the slightest pain and his attacker will most
like injure himself instead. If the robbers
attempt to take hostages or harm innocent people,
Superman can move at nearly the speed of light,
disarming them and whisking innocents away before any
harm can befall them. Without question, he is
performing a service by intervening in that robbery.
But is he truly doing anything even remotely heroic?
If Batman were to intervene in that same robbery, he
would do so knowing that any slip in concentration, any
mental mistake, or even a brief run of bad luck could
result in his death. Bullets won't bounce off him,
knives won't break when they strike his skin, and
punches and kicks will hurt him the same as any other
man. Despite all this, he would still intervene in
the robbery, without hesitation, in order to save lives.
Because of this, his actions are truly heroic. In
several different stories Superman has admitted that
doesn't know if he would be able to face danger as
Batman does if he knew he was just as vulnerable to
injury and even death.
There is just something so compelling about Batman.
He has such a dark and cynical outlook, yet he also has
perhaps the most hope of any of the superheroes.
In the Justice League, he not only fights alongside, but
is considered a leader by beings who, in Batman's own
words, "can shift the course of planets in their orbit."
Superman called him "the most dangerous man on the
planet," and still he chose Batman as the one being in
the universe to guard a Kryptonite ring which could be
fatal if used against him. Batman is truly a
knight, the Dark Knight, and his fight against evil is
even more admirable for his vow not to use deadly force,
despite his enduringly deep desire to do so.
I have an extensive collection of Batman graphic
novels, which I reread all the time. I thoroughly
enjoyed Frank Miller's "The Dark Knight Returns" and
"The Dark Knight Strikes Again." The stories
created by Jeph Loeb and Tim Sale are favorites of mine,
along with the terrific art work of Jim Lee.
The movies about Batman have, to this point, been
somewhat disappointing. I thought that Tim
Burton's rather dark vision of not only Batman's psyche,
but also of Gotham City itself was a good start, but
both of his movies ("Batman" and "Batman Returns") spent
too much time developing the villains instead of the
hero. The Joker, Penguin, and Catwoman are
interesting, certainly, but the movie should be about
Bruce Wayne and Batman. The two movies by Joel
Schumaker ("Batman Forever" and "Batman and Robin") were
far too light-hearted to appeal to me. I should
have known I would be disappointed in them when
Schumaker was quoted during production saying: "They are
based on comic books, with an emphasis on COMIC!"
I also enjoy following the stories of Nightwing,
since he's another guy without super powers. For
those of you not familiar with Nightwing, his real name
is Dick Grayson and he used to fight alongside Batman as
Robin the Boy Wonder. He's grown up a bit and
moved from Gotham City to Bludhaven, where he fights
evil mostly on his own, though he does get help from
Oracle. The role of Robin passed to a know-it-all
punk named Jason Todd, who was almost universally
disliked by readers, so much so that they voted (via
telephone) to have him killed by the Joker. The
current Robin is a kid named Tim Drake, who used his
detective skills to figure out that Batman is really
Bruce Wayne. He then confronted Bruce Wayne
because he had also figured out that Batman needed
a Robin in order to keep in touch with his humanity.
Batman took him on as Robin, reluctantly at first, but I
think he realizes now that Tim Drake was right.
Oracle is actually Barbara Gordon, the daughter of
Commissioner James Gordon and the superhero formerly
known as Batgirl. She was shot in the spine by the
Joker (in "The Killing Joke") and was paralyzed from the
waist down. She cranked up her computer skills and
now assists Batman and his allies by supplying them with
information. Incidentally, "The Killing Joke" is
the example I usually give whenever someone says
something like: "Why do you read comic books?
Aren't they for kids?" In this particular graphic
novel, the Joker is out to prove that anyone can go
insane if they have a sufficiently bad day. He is
going to prove his point by driving Commissioner Gordon
insane, and one of the ways he goes about his is to
shoot Gordon's daughter in the spine and then take
pictures of himself raping her paralyzed and unconscious
body. Hardly the kind of stuff designed for a
child's comic book.
Batman Picture Gallery:
Some final words about a couple of rather lame
superheroes: Green Lantern and Aquaman. I
enjoy reading the JLA comics, but if Batman wasn't in
the Justice League with these two morons I highly doubt
I would still be interested in the JLA.
Green Lantern - There have actually been four Green
Lanterns that I can recall; Alan Scott (who went on to
become Sentinel), Hal Jordan (currently the Spectre),
Kyle Raynor, and John Stewart. All of them
possessed some incarnation of the famous power ring.
The ring enables anything the wearer thinks of to become
reality. Anything at all - you think of it while
wearing the ring and the ring manifests it. The
only way to add some drama to their stories was to give
all four of these lame-asses an IQ of about 30 so they
could never think of anything useful.
Aquaman - He's been in the JLA since it began, always
ready to help by jumping into the ocean and seeing what
the lobsters can tell him. And that's about it -
unfortunately his powers are somewhat limited.
There was a great skit on the MTV show "The State" a few
years ago. All the superheroes are gathering in
their headquarters, trying to come up with a plan to
stave off some villain-inspired apocalypse.
Superman is assigning tasks to everyone, and when he
gets to Aquaman he says: "and you... um, let's
see... um... You go talk to the fishes!"
And the whole room breaks out in laughter while Aquaman
hangs his head in shame. It was perfect.