After graduating from New Milford (Connecticut) High
School in 1986 I went against what was expected of me
and joined the army. I was somewhat reluctant to
say to my parents: "Gee, thanks for supporting me and
providing room and board for the past 18 years.
Now can I have $20,000 a year for college?"
I went to Fort McClellan in Alabama for basic
training and military police school and then I was
assigned to the 101st Airborne Division at Fort
Campbell, Kentucky. In October 1988 my platoon was
attached to an infantry task force for a six month
deployment in Egypt. I was stationed at MFO South
Camp near Sharm-el-Sheikh in the southern Sinai until
April 1989, serving with the Multi-National Forces and
Observers there.
When I got off active duty in late 1989 I returned
home to Connecticut. I began working nights while
attending Western Connecticut State University in the
evenings. That didn't last too long - I was
rapidly running out of money and was bored out of my
mind with most of the classes.
I was technically still in the army reserves, so I
went from inactive to active status in order to improve
my chances of returning to active duty as a helicopter
pilot. I completed everything that was required
but my application didn't seem to be doing anything but
sitting on the recruiter's desk. I found out later
that recruiters get no credit for prior service people
rejoining so they often don't put any effort into those
cases. The recruiter I had been working with
apparently lost my file just before he was transferred
to another duty station, and when the new guy offered to
start me all over at the beginning of the whole process
I declined. So that whole thing didn't work out,
even though I did wind up spending five more years in
the active reserves in the 344th Military Police Company
in New Haven.
In the meantime I was enjoying my two great jobs in
New Milford. One of them was at the New Milford
Youth Agency, working as an outdoor adventure-based
counselor, taking kids with ADD camping, rock climbing,
hiking, and caving. The other job was at New
Milford High School coaching football and, later,
baseball. Both jobs were loads of fun and were
very rewarding spiritually, but not altogether rewarding
financially. So after a few years I took a job as
an operator at an answering service and began applying
to various police departments.
In September 1997 I was hired as a police officer by
the Town of Brookfield. I went to the police
academy in Meriden for sixteen weeks, which turned out
to be the most stupefyingly-boring four months of my
life. I would bring a stack of paperback books
with me every week so I'd have something to read during
the mind-numbing lectures. I didn't study once
during the entire time and I graduated second in my
class. Go figure. I graduated in late
January 1998 and returned to Brookfield to work patrol.
Somehow I made it onto the department's SCUBA team,
even though I hadn't been diving since 1989. The
only diving I'd ever done up to that point was in the
crystal-clear waters of the Red Sea near Na'ama Bay,
where you can see at least a hundred feet in every
direction, even when you're sixty feet down.
Compare that to lovely Candlewood Lake and picturesque
Lake Lillinonah, which are the two main bodies of water
in and around the town of Brookfield. In either
one you can't see your hand in front of your face below
ten feet and "searching" for evidence or bodies consists
of sinking to the bottom and feeling your way though the
silt with your hands. I've found it to be a little
less disorienting if I close my eyes when I search like
that, which isn't a problem because you can't see
anything anyway.
Luckily I don't have to put up with that anymore.
As of August 2005 I resigned from the SCUBA team.
I am also one of two firearms instructors at the
department. I'm proud to say our firearms training
program in Brookfield is second to none. Starting
in June 2005 we have a Bushmaster .223 caliber patrol
rifle to assign to every single sergeant, corporal, and
officer in the patrol division. If anyone reading
this knows of another municipal department in
Connecticut that issues each member of the patrol
division their own rifle, I'd like to hear about it.
As a member of the Brookfield Accident Investigation
Team I have become a certified Traffic Crash
Reconstructionist. If you have no idea what that
is you can click here
to find out more about it. I think that accident
investigation is one of the more interesting aspects of
working in a small municipal police department. If
I had been interested in homicide investigation and had
gone to weeks and weeks of schools in order to become an
expert on that, I might get one or two chances
throughout my whole career to use that knowledge.
My expertise in accident investigation is something I
can use nearly every day.
I got married in October 2004 to a beautiful,
intelligent woman with a great sense of humor. She
doesn't think any pictures of her are good, but I
disagree. See for yourself:
If you're interested, click on the drop-down box
below or the one at the top of the page and check out
the links to my lists of favorite books and movies and a
monograph on why I think the Atkins diet is terrific.
Contact me with any positive feedback, snide
comments, sincere or sarcastic questions,
pseudo-intellectual remarks, or honest wishes for a long
and pleasant life.