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 Seat Belts

 

A lot of people wear their seat belts all the time, which is good.  A lot of other people do not, which is Darwinism at its finest.  (I love Darwinism!)  The people who don't wear their seat belts usually have lots of excellent reasons for not doing so, such as:

      1. "It musses my clothes."

      2. "It makes me carsick."  (Despite the fact that this particular one is my wife's favorite, I still don't get it.)

      3. "The state shouldn't make me wear one if I don't want to."  (The moron's version of civil disobedience.)

      4. "What if I get in a car accident and the car catches on fire and I can't get the seat belt undone and I burn up?"

      5. "I'm an idiot."  (...wiping the drool from their chin...)

Seatbelt

I have investigated a great many motor vehicle accidents during my career.  I have rarely had to unbuckle a dead person from their seat belt.  In the relatively few instances where the dead person was still belted in, the circumstances were such that they would have certainly died regardless of whether they were belted in.  The function of a seat belt (and here I'm speaking as a certified traffic crash reconstructionist so please be willing to at least consider what I say) is to increase the ride-down time in the event of a sudden stop.  If you are on a clear stretch of highway and you decide to go from 60 MPH to a stop, and it takes you about thirty seconds to do so over a distance of about a mile, how hard are you going to be thrown forward?  Hardly at all, right?

Now imagine that you are on the same stretch of highway, traveling at 60 MPH, and you come to a stop in the span of about .003 seconds as you ram into the back of a stalled tractor-trailer.  The last thought that goes through your pea-brain (as your brain goes through the windshield at 60 MPH and splatters against the back of the tractor-trailer) might very well be a desperate wish that you had been able to slow down a bit more gradually.

The longer it takes you to slow down, the less force you will be subjected to.  This isn't just my opinion - the laws of physics agree with me.  If you fall backward from a standing position and land flat on your back on a slab of concrete, it will hurt more than if you fall backward and land on a mattress.  Why?  Because even though you are still decelerating to a stop, with the mattress it takes longer because the mattress has more give to it than the concrete.  Everyone can agree with that, right?

The seat belts in your car have some give to them; they will stretch a bit if you get into an accident while wearing them.  That stretching of the seat belt if you are thrown forward or sideways increases the time it takes you to slow down, lessening the forces acting on your body.  The stretching of the seat belt is also the reason why I can examine your car after an accident and figure out if you were wearing your seat belt or not.  If you are involved in an accident and your vehicle is not totaled, you should immediately have the seat belts replaced before you drive it again.  Once they stretch that little bit, they aren't much good anymore.

The idea that you could be trapped in your car while it burns up is an often-used excuse for not wearing a seat belt.  Most people rightly consider burning alive to be one of the more horrible, painful ways of dying, and consequently the thought that it could happen to them if they wear their seat belt is sufficient reason for them to remain beltless.  The only problem with that reason is it's entirely fictional.  It has never happened.  For anyone reading this, I defy you to send me a properly-researched news article or any other information showing that someone burned to death in a car because they couldn't unbuckle their seat belt.

In reality, having your seat belt on exponentially reduces your risk of being thrown around the inside of your car during an accident, which substantially reduces the risk of being rendered unconscious.  If you remain conscious you have a much better chance of escaping from the car if it does start to burn, which it probably won't.  Cars rarely burn or explode in real life - even though it happens in 99% of fender benders in movies and television.

The bottom line is that there are no valid reasons for not wearing your seat belt, and lots of excellent reasons to do so.  It will absolutely eliminate the risk of being ejected from the car, and even though some idiots seem to think that there's a possibility of being "thrown clear" of a bad accident, in reality being ejected almost always means winding up dead.

 

 

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